Supposedley, Marco Rubio is Stealing Girfriends 

In a potential desperate attempt to stay relevant, the world found out Marco Rubio is stealing hearts, as he can’t seem to steal any votes in his campaign for the President of the United States.

Speaking at a rally in home state of Florida, a man in the front row interrupts Rubio’s snoozefest to accuse him of “stealing his girlfriend”.

Rubio and security let the man talk so long he kind of runs out of things to say as the crowd laughed at him and failed to generate a “Rubio” chant to combat him.

I smell bullshit.  The man was way too calm for such an accusation and besides how many women could want to be with a sweaty mess named “Little Marco”?

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