I,along with the sane people left in the world, have come to despise this “holiday” known as Black Friday. A day when bargain hunters or just just plain crazy people completely lose any rational fibers that existed in their bodies for the oppurtunity to get a useless product they had no intentions of getting before the sale was announced.
In this video, it’s a vegetable steamer. Obviously, the top of everyone’s wish list for Christmas! We need vegetables! We need to steam them! We need a steamer NOW!
The video starts off as if they cut open a hole in a boat and people in the form of water flow out with no direction. In fact, even one woman falls directly on the beautiful steamer display! How awful!
Customers with animalistic intentions and blinded by vegetable steamer heaven resemble the chimps in the beginning of 2001-A Space Odyessey as they descend on the prize. Kill or be killed!!!
One woman, who brought her fucking daughter, who looks to be at the oldest five years old, to this free for all for multiple vegetable steamers! You need more than one in case there are lots of vegetables, you idiots!
So,mom has two steamers and little girl has one when a vegetable deprived woman snatches the box from the girl. How will the carrots steam?! Screw your Christmas little girl!
Mom and the steamer thief start to throw down, even though the offender tries to get sympathy from the bloodthirsty savages by proclaiming she “feels threatened”. Good luck, snitches get stitches in this veggie steamer game. Act like you know.
All the while gentle Christmas music plays in the background as if it weren’t even real. Like it was a Hallmark movie starring Angela Lansbury and an puppy that needs to housebroken.
All I can say is that you Black Friday people need a mental evaluation. A vegetable steamer is NOT a priority.
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