Just a Few Angry DraftKings and FanDuel Tweets For You

 This weekend we were introduced to the future of life. It ain’t pretty. It’s a world littered with daily fantasy sports advertisements to the point of spontaneous comvulsions.

So, let me start practicing now to avoid trouble down the road-
“All Hail Emperors Fanduel and DraftKings. Thank you for this beautiful day, the guaranteed $2 million prize, and 50/50s as far as the eye can see!”

A weekend with FanDuel and piss poor clock management will do this to a person. 

Unfortuantley, your threats of beastility and god knows what else will do nothing to erase the stranglehold of these two behemoths

I could see Chip Kelly employing this.

This game is for entertaiment purposes only. If you play, you WILL die.

Ahh, the final solution. But, this is a good version of that. I’m down.

What i wouldnt do to see free ranging horses and gritty cowboys talking about simple, yet gratifying talk…

If the ads dont stop, this is ALL of OUR futures!!

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