Sometimes there are stories in life that defy human, and animal for that matter, logic. This is one of those stories. In most cases, horses are revered specimens that are gazed upon for their ravishingly excellence in what an animal “should be”. But, sicko fucko Michael Crawford took his unhealthy leering to a new and screwed up place.
The 68 year-old Pennsylvania man decided he needed the tender companionship that only an equine can offer. And it had to be one of the truly remarkable Arizona horses. So, he traveled 2,000 miles to have sex with a horse. Hey, he has a specific type.
So, in order to fulfill this fantasy he went where else? The Internet! A land where everything is what it is and nothing is laced with deception. But, fortuantley in this case that was all a lie.
In an Anamalia sting, Crawford wasn’t talking to a horse or a horse owner on the Internet. He was talking to an undercover cop. So, when he arrived in Phoenix, he was promptly arrested for intentions to commit beastiality. It was all a matter of time once they found the five shirts he wanted the horse to urinate on for future physical and mental horsie erotica.
No word if it was set up a la personal Chris Hansen style inviting Crawford into an inviting and friendly stable to nibble on oats and hay before asking, “Michael, What are you doing here?”
I don’t know what drives a human to fall this far into a level of deviance and disgust. Perhaps, he was on a high from the rousing Triple Crown win from American Pharoah. Maybe he has been rereading smut horse “literature” like “All The Pretty Horses” and “Black Beauty”. Or maybe, just maybe, Mike Francesa’s verbal pony poetry finally got to him.
There’s no recovery time for horse pleasure. It’s unlikely there are people in Anonomous meetings boasting they’re six months horse sex free. Yeah, he’ll probably strike again. Just another “tail” on the prairie.
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