Capitalism Stinks! Cuba Bans Cologne Named After “Che” and “Hugo”


I love the smell of cologne in the morning…It smells like Communism.

Sorry to disappoint you, but if you live in Cuba you won’t be allowed to douse yourself in the scent of artificial socialism. Some troublemaker in the state pharmaceutical branch decided to have some fun and plaster the names near and dear to the cause on a cologne bottle.

“Ernesto” and “Hugo” were unveiled, but immediately determined to be a “serious error” by the state government.

Apparently, Che Guevera and Hugo Chavez aren’t allowed to tickle the olfactory senses like they furthered the agenda of Karl Marx.

“The symbols of the Revolution are and will always be sacred,” the government said.

How’s that working out for ya?

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