Hey Sucka MCs, Please Call Amar’e Stoudemire Sire


Amar’e Stoudemire is a weird guy.

He grows up in poverty, realizes he’s a Jew, wears metro/hippsterish tight clothes, proposes to his girlfriend under the Eiffel Tower, and then gets a tear drop tattoo.

It just doesn’t flow together is all.

Now, his latest persona resembles that of the Junkyard Dog or some stereotypical 80’s hip-hop artists. Adidas track suit not pictured.

Hey, whatever works. He’s playing great and the Knicks are enjoying something they haven’t experienced in a long time.

A winning streak.

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