Barclays Center Adds Barber Shop In Attempt To Make Nets Look Less Shitty


Can scissors and a razor make a record of 13-21 look any better?  Probably not.

But, the new GQ barbershop opening up in the arena home to the Brooklyn Nets, will attempt to make fans and players look fresh to death, as they watch the team submerge themselves farther and farther into a forgotten abyss.

But, you better bring your bankroll as cuts will be about $40, a trim for $25, or an edge-up for $10.  Certainly,  not your grandfather’s barbershop.

However, the most important development coming out of this Barclay’s addition will be the hopeful follicle solution to the monstrosity that sits atop the oft-injured Nets guard Deron Williams’s head.

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