Meth Head Fights Off 15 Cops All While Pleasuring Himself

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Just in the nick of time, 2013 has its superhero of the year.

Last week in Salem Orgeon, 37 year-old Andrew Frey did a lot of meth, decided to masturbate in a bar, then try to fight over a dozen cops. Even the late Jim Valvano would agree, “That’s a full day”.

Apparently, he remembers very little from the incident, but that’s not an excuse. Believe me, I’ve tried it.

After being tasered and eventually subdued by 15 police officers, Frey was arrested and charged with public indecency, resisting arrest, and theft.

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