When it rains it pours for Rob Ford.
Days after admitting he’s indulged the delicious fruits of the “glass dick”, Toronto mayor Rob Ford has more to tell you.
In an undated video rant obtained by the The Toronto Star, Ford meticulously describes how he is going to take care of an unknown person who wronged him. The entire episode appears to be “influenced” by some “substances” and sparks reindeers of a similar hysterical epic rant by another fellow portly man, the late comedian Chris Farley.
Honestly, 10 seconds in I was expecting shrieks of “a van down by the river” and a crushed coffee table.
Maybe next time.