In a bizarre chain of events that one might could confuse for a straight to video movie, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is officially a crackhead.
Rumors had surfaced for months about the politician’s proclivity for inhaling rock smoke, but he’d shot them down and lived to fight another day.
However, now it seems the Toronto police have unearthed the smoking gun: a video showing the plump Ford indulging in the act of smoking crack.
Ford refuses to resign from office, denies the accusations and for some reason wants the video made public.
Marion Berry approves of your “abstinence” and obstitence.