Everything is Bigger in Texas: 91-0 Football Scores and Douchebag Bully Charging Dads

Texas High School 91-0 bullyingBreak out the participatory trophies! Everyone is a winner in our book! Well….maybe not.

The Aledo High Football Team is a machine. An undefeated machine. But, according to one enormous crybaby, they’re also an unstoppable bullying machine.

Fresh after getting blasted by the Aleda Bearcats 91-0, a super perturbed dad of the opponents from Forth Western Hills filed a formal bullying complaint against the entire coaching staff.

“We all witnessed bullying first hand, it is not a pretty sight,” the actual complaint reads. He also wanted to be cute and called it “Unsportsmanlike conduct from 7:30-10:00”. When asked for witnesses, he cited “everyone in the stadium”.

In reality, the Aleda coach did all he could. Humanely, he rested his starters after the first quarter and the 2nd and 3rd stringers play the majority of the game.

But, that wasn’t good enough for this father who most likely was awful at sports and has coddled his kid to the point where young “Billy” thinks he’s the most special champ in the whole wide world.

Honestly, it’s taken me a long time to get used to the entire notion of “bullying”. When I grew up bullies were big loners who preyed on the weak to fulfill their own insecurity and that was status quo.

But with the advent of the Internet, I can see how bullying can ruin a young kids social life. However,getting ass-blasted in a high school football game by a superior opponent doesn’t justify a complaint that school officials will waste time and money “investigating”.

Simpsons2But, in the end the bullying complaint hurts the son of the anonymous bully accuser the most. On top of being associated with a downright pathetic football team, he is now in the limelight for being the spawn of a giant pantsy.

Ned Flanders looks at him in shame.

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