How The Media Ruined The Mo’ne Davis Story

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There’s absolutely no doubt that some people have been waiting patiently. Salivating, but waiting patiently nonetheless, for that soulless monster to sharpen the knives to slice and dice a 13 year-old girl who excels at Little League baseball.

This is not that article.

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Michael Jordan Met Twitter. Assholes And Weirdos Said Hello.

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Yesterday, in an attempt to establish himself as a “normal” guy, the greatest player in the history of the NBA took to Twitter to interact with the simple commonfolk.  No, Bonzi Wells was not addressing his adoring fans, it was none other than Charlotte Hornets principal owner, Michael Jordan.

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The New York Knicks Can’t Stop Telling Us They Won’t Win The Championship

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In just a few days, the NBA 2014-2015 campaign kicks off.  And like the beginning of every season of every sport, no matter how unrealistic or glum the expectations are “ya never know”.

Unless we are talking about the New York Knicks.

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This Is How The World Series Awfulness Of Nick Swisher And David Ortiz Will Go Down On FOX

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Tonight, the World Series begins featuring the even-year mainstays, San Francisco Giants taking on the ultimate underdogs, Kansas City Royals. And to get you ready for the inaugural game of 2014 will be some of the normal MLB FOX faces like Kevin Burkhardt, Gabe Kapler, and Frank Thomas.

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Now Pitbull Is Taking Over Thanksgiving. He Has To Be Stopped

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In a little less than a month, you’ll sit down with the family you love, the family you love to hate, and the family you have a love/hate relationship with and commence in an annual Thanksgiving dinner.  But, right after the small talk has succeeded and the tryptophan is beginning to work its magic, Pitbull is going to ruin everything.

Just like he always does.

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After Twenty One Years, The Simpsons Masterpiece “Homer Goes To College” Can Drink

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Twenty one years ago today, one of my favorite, therefore one of the best, The Simpsons episodes premiered.  On October 14, 1993, the second Thursday of the month, Homer Goes To College was aired for the first time and was also the last episode Conan O’Brien was involved in.  He went on to host a show or something after that.

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October Has Been An Evil Bitch Goddess to Don Mattingly, But We’ll Always Have 1995

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mattingly-hates-youIn the next 72 hours, Don Mattingly has a very good chance of unceremoniously being relieved of his duties as the Dodgers manager.  Yes, he finished second in the National League manager of the year in 2013, but that means virtually shit when your employer spends more than the GDP of Palau and your season ends the same way as the Houston Astros.

Not winning it all.

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