This Is How The World Series Awfulness Of Nick Swisher And David Ortiz Will Go Down On FOX

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Tonight, the World Series begins featuring the even-year mainstays, San Francisco Giants taking on the ultimate underdogs, Kansas City Royals. And to get you ready for the inaugural game of 2014 will be some of the normal MLB FOX faces like Kevin Burkhardt, Gabe Kapler, and Frank Thomas.

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Now Pitbull Is Taking Over Thanksgiving. He Has To Be Stopped

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In a little less than a month, you’ll sit down with the family you love, the family you love to hate, and the family you have a love/hate relationship with and commence in an annual Thanksgiving dinner.  But, right after the small talk has succeeded and the tryptophan is beginning to work its magic, Pitbull is going to ruin everything.

Just like he always does.

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After Twenty One Years, The Simpsons Masterpiece “Homer Goes To College” Can Drink

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Twenty one years ago today, one of my favorite, therefore one of the best, The Simpsons episodes premiered.  On October 14, 1993, the second Thursday of the month, Homer Goes To College was aired for the first time and was also the last episode Conan O’Brien was involved in.  He went on to host a show or something after that.

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October Has Been An Evil Bitch Goddess to Don Mattingly, But We’ll Always Have 1995

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mattingly-hates-youIn the next 72 hours, Don Mattingly has a very good chance of unceremoniously being relieved of his duties as the Dodgers manager.  Yes, he finished second in the National League manager of the year in 2013, but that means virtually shit when your employer spends more than the GDP of Palau and your season ends the same way as the Houston Astros.

Not winning it all.

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Disturbing George Lucas Tried to Turn Indiana Jones Into a Pervert

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Last week, I started pondering things after reading about the recent rise of anti-Jewish rhetoric in Germany.  Instantly, my thoughts were, “Here they go again”.  Every few years, Germany has to cause trouble and start massive wars.  It’s their “thing”. And next, it conjured up thoughts about the biggest Nazi hater of them all, Dr. Indiana Jones.  So, I said, “Shit, I’m going to watch Raiders”.

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