Yankees Retire Everything,Cris Carter “Fall”, RG3 Loves RG3, Fantasy Football- Red Ticket Blues Sports 8-25-15

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fantasy football, yankees, jorge posada, cris carter, nfl, robert griffin III, RG3, BEER, PETTITTE, HARD KNOCKS, JJ WATTOn this edition, Brian talks the Yankees retiring virtually everyone’s numbers, how he was there for the Jorge Posada retirement, and how they are the least closest thing to being fan friendly.  He also takes an unpopular stance on a Andy Pettitte.   Do you agree?

He discusses Robert Griffin III and how Robert Griffin III thinks Robert Griffin III is the best QB in the NFL. OH REALLY!!!???

Also, Brian touches on the recent Cris Carter foot in mouth scenario he is stuck in when it comes to rookie advice.  So, who wants to be a fall guy?

Finally, Brian gives his take on his recent move in Fantasy Football.  The Future is bright, my friends!

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Yankees Retire Everything,Cris Carter \"Fall\", RG3 Loves RG3, Fantasy Football- Red Ticket Blues Sports 8-25-15     

Fridays With Francesa 8-21-15 Pee-Wee Herman Edition 

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  After a long week doesn’t it feel good to relax with Mike Francesa?
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Rogers Centre, James Harrison and Participation Trophies, Ichiro and Cobb, Cecil The Lion – Red Ticket Blues Sports 8-19-15

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james harrison, ichiro, cecil the lion, rogers centereThis week, Brian talks about his trip to the Rogers Centre in Toronto to see the Yankees take on the Blue Jays.  Are Canadians evil or are they just that friend you like to push around?  Also, have you sat in an alcohol free section at a baseball game? Well, now I can say I have.

We discuss Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison’s hatred towards participation trophies and how this ultimately effects the youth of America.  Somehow this leads to an intense rambling of Cecil the Lion, Donald Trump, and the destruction of sharks.

He also parachutes in on Ichiro Suzuki’s passing Ty Cobb on the all -time “professional” hit list.  Do we celebrate this achievement?

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Geno Smith Jaw Breaker, Banned In Boston, JJ Watt, Miser Michael Jordan – Red Ticket Blues Sports 8-14-15

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geno smith, banned in boston, boston chewing tobacco, new york jets, houston texans. hard knocks, jj watt, todd bowles, carmelo anthony., michael jordan, new york yankeesOn this episode, Brian talks about the fisticuffs in the New York Jets locker room, where Geno Smith had his jaw broken and is out 6-10 weeks. Poor rookie head coach Todd Bowles. He doesn’t deserve a QB as bad as Geno Smith, nor does he deserve a hurt Geno Smith and a QB worse than him. (Sigh) Same Old Jets.

He discusses the latest “oldest” craze in Boston- Banning things!  It seems the mayor of Boston wants to ban smokeless tobacco from Little Leagues to Fenway Park. Banned for your pleasure!!

Did we mention Houston Texans linebacker JJ Watt loves your attention! We’ll lets give it to him!

And we stop in to see how Carmelo Anthony deals with Instagram and how Michael Jordan can never have enough money.  A true billionaire wants money from a defunct business because they used his likeness.  His Airness, Ladies and Gentleman!

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Snippets of songs appear-

Beatles-They Say It’s Your Birthday
Writer(s): Inara George, Paul Mccartney, Greg Kurstin, John Lennon
Copyright: Sony/ATV Tunes LLC, Emi April Music Inc., Inara Music, Kurstin Music

Kanye West-Through The Wire
Writer(s): Cynthia Weil, Tom Keane, David Foster
Copyright: Bike Music O.B.O. Tomjon Music, Bike Music O.B.O. Thunder Music, Dyad Music, Tomjon Music Publishing Company, Thunder Music

2 Live Crew- Banned In The USA
Luke/Atlantic Records
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Producer Big Tony Fisher
Luke
Mike “Fresh” McCray
Mr. Mixx
2 Live Crew
Denver A. Wright

Geno Smith JawBreaker, Banned In Boston,JJ Watt, Miser Michael Jordan Red Ticket Blues Sports 8-14-15     

Yankees Swept, Aldon Smith, Tom Brady Emails,Michael Jordan Camp Red Ticket Blues Sports 8-11-15

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yankees-blue-jays-michael-jordan.jpegOn this week’s episode, Brian talks a tough weekend for the New York Yankees as they are swept for division rival Toronto Blue Jays. Is it time to worry in the Bronx yet?
He also discusses his trip up north to see those same Yankees take on the Blue Jays in Toronto.
He touches on the Aldon Smith fiasco and what maybe the real details regarding his latest DUI. And do teams actually still want a piece of him?
He breaks down some of the leaked Tom Brady emails and openly wonders if his own emails are more interesting than the New England Patriots quarterback’s messages.
Finally, Brian talks about Michael Jordan’s camp and the annual question-If he could beat LeBron James in his prime?
BTW, a special guest joins us on the 2nd half of the podcast…

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Three Dog Night-One is the Loneliest

Writer(s): Harry Nilsson, Rip Slyme
Copyright: Golden Syrup Music, T’S Music Publishing Co. Ltd., Unichappell Music Inc., Universal Music Publishing K.K.

South of the Border
Composer
Billy May
Lyricist
Jimmy Kennedy and Michael Carr
Published
1958
Release
1958
Recording
October 195

Music appears by Single by Inner Circle
from the album One Way and Bad Boys/Bad to the Bone
B-side “Sweat (A La La La La Long)”
Released 4 May 1993
Format LP, 45
Recorded 1986–1987
Genre Reggae
Length 3:52
Label Island
Writer(s) Ian Lewis
Certification Gold (RIAA)[1]

Yankees Swept,Aldon Smith Loses It, Tom Brady Emails, Michael Jordan Camp Red Ticket Blues 8-11-15     

Mets Live!, A-Rod the Analyst, Sheldon Richardson, The Maury Show Red Ticket Blues Sports Podcast 8-4-15

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This week, Brian announces the Mets are still ALIVE! and actually quite good.Timely pitching from Matt Harvey and Noah Syndegard have made the Mets sudden contenders.
He discusses the other team in New York, the Yankees, and their pursuit of possible playoff baseball. He dissects the pros and cons of Alex Rodriguez possibly being an analyst for FOX during the World Series if the Yanks dont make it
We break down the Maury Povich Show and Brian’s personal experience there as an audience member.
And Brian discusses the bad choices made by Jets lineman Sheldon Richardson after his arrest plus IS Chip Kelly a racist? Another player speaks out!

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Music appears by Single by Inner Circle
from the album One Way and Bad Boys/Bad to the Bone
B-side “Sweat (A La La La La Long)”
Released 4 May 1993
Format LP, 45
Recorded 1986–1987
Genre Reggae
Length 3:52
Label Island
Writer(s) Ian Lewis
Certification Gold (RIAA)[1]

 

 

 

 

Mets Live, A-Rod the Analyst, Sheldon Richardson, and The Maury Show     

Tom Brady Is Deflating, New York Mets 24 Hours To Live, Curt Schilling Toilet Talk Red Ticket Blues 7-31-15

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tom-brady-new-york-mets.jpgOn this podcast, Brian makes a special Friday appearance to chime in on two stories that never seem to go away- Deflate Gate and the New York Mets finding new ways to be a laughing stock.

Tom Brady’s suspension appeal has been denied and he’ll miss the first four games of the season, just like I predicted.  Oh, wait, That’s not true.  But, will his trip to court do anything to help his case?

The New York Mets have been low before, but got real low. REAL LOW.  In span of 24 hours they traded, embarrassed, and didnt trade Wilmer Flores.  They teased their fans with Carlos Gomez and then blew a 7-1 lead.

And we stop in to see what public restroom Curt Schilling is in today, plus Mike Francesa breaks news that turns out somewhat, kind of true with Yankees pitchers Michael Pineda and Ivan Nova.

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Tom Brady Is Deflating, New York Mets 24 Hours To Live, Curt Schilling Toliet Talk - Red Ticket Blues 7-31-15     

The Time Reggie Jackson’s Stare Pierced My Soul

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  Last weekend, Hall of Famer and all around confrontational jerk, Reggie Jackson got into a verbal and then physical altercation with memorabilia monsters.  A video shows the former slugger politely saying, “Pardon me, but I’d like some privacy” in the form of many annoyed F bombs. 

This video, like many videos that are supposed to draw an immediate opinionated reaction or you’re a heartless communist, did not show what happened in the beginning to spawn the incident.  I’d like to give Mr. October a non judgmental pass, but my personal experience with him doesn’t allow it. 

The year was 2007.  Minimum wage increased to $5.85, Peyton Manning won his 1st Super Bowl, and a crumbling George Steinbrenner relinquished control of the New York Yankees to his two sons. 

My friend Scott and I decided that a spring training trip should be in order. Not being able to find an adequate place to stay, I sold him on the idea of staying at Grams Place, a shitty hostel in Tampa, FL.  Yes, I’m a great salesman.

Anyways, before a game we went to watch the team work out as did many fans.  There were regulars like Derek Jeter, coming out retirement family haters like Andy Pettitte, and of course, legends like Reggie Jackson. 

As Jackson strolled by to go do whatever it is he did, I wanted to get his attention by saying something funny, not ordinary, and also not offensive.  So, I thought of the only thing that was comparable to his baseball accomplishments…his thespian role as himself in Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad.  You have to be able to laugh at yourself if you portray a possessed “you” brainwashed to kill the Queen of England.  It’s not exactly Schindler’s List.

 reggie jackson, spring training, new york yankees, mr.october, cooperstown 

Moments before he glared at me inner being.
So, I yelled out to Jackson, “Hey Reggie, we loved you in Naked Gun!”

This douchebag shot me a look as if I had just burnt down his house, made him watch, then pissed on the ashes.  This glare lasted a good 4 or 5 seconds mind you and it was so noticeable that others said to me, “I don’t think he liked that too much”.

In review, this guy agreed to receive money to play this role in a movie where Leslie Nielsen is an undercover umpire, a baseball player is attacked by a tiger, and Ricardo Montalban falls four stories, is run over by a steam roller, and the USC marching band, but apparently I’m out of line for mentioning I enjoyed HIS role!

Reginald Martinez Jackson, you’re an asshole. 

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Colin Cowherd, Hulk Hogan, Bill Simmons, Bill Cosby, Remembering My Friend Red Ticket Blues 7-28-15

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This week Brian discusses the departures of some serious big dogs from ESPN. Bill Simmons leaves for HBO while Cowherd unceremoniously departs to FOX Sports.
He touches on how the 1980’s culture has completely fallen apart. Hulk Hogan and Bill Cosby to name a few, have ruined our interpretation of the entire decade. How dare they!
Finally, Brian reflects on a great friend who left us too soon, Steve Heck.

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Red Ticket Blues 7-28-15     

Just Like The Yankees & Red Sox Rivalry, Friendship Never Ends

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This originally appeared on Bleacher Report on 8/6/12.

  

 When I was 12 years old, I felt as if my life was crashing to the ground.  During the summer after sixth grade, my family and I were moving 35 minutes away.  But in stereotypical childhood exaggeration, 35 minutes might have well been 35 hours in my mind.

With my bubbled world about to explode, where was I the day before my first day in my new school? Not surprisingly, I was in my hometown playing wiffle ball with my childhood friend Steve Heck, who passed away suddenly on July 27, 2012 at the age of 31.

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Long Live Guiseppe Franco and The Iconic Procede Commercial!

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 giuseppe franco, procede, yes network, new york yankees, gary  busey The year was 2007.

After years of playoff disappointment and the crumbling of the Joe Torre managerial era nearly complete, Yankees fans needed a unified voice. They needed a rallying cry, something to bring them together, and in addition, something to help men with thinning hair. 

Enter Guiseppe Franco. 

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20 Things Sandy Alderson And The New York Mets Want For Nothing

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 sandy alderson, new york mets, trade deadline, payroll, general manager Earlier today, ESPN baseball insider Jerry Crasnick tweeted this out concerning the New York Mets wish list as the July 31st MLB trade deadline approaches-
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Mike and the Mad Dog, The Beach, Chris Berman, Justin Hunter – Red Ticket Blues 7-21-15

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mike and the mad dog, justin hunter, chris berman, sports radio, george costanza, seinfeld, the beach, home run derby, tennesse titans, rob gronkowski, bruce jenner, yankee stadium, dez bryant, jj watt, new york metsThis week, Brian returns from Puerto Rico and discusses it all. We touch on the recent Mongo Meetup at Yankee Stadium. A hot, but fun day at Yankee Stadium.
He discusses the illusion of liking the beach, despite all the awful production and man eating sharks.
He remarks on how Chris Berman attempts and usually succeeds to ruin the Home Run Derby, but this year is was a little different.
He breaks down he’s frightened about a family member becoming a Met fan. He’s really scared for her.
He talks the NFL and the newest suspected criminal, Titans receiver Justin Hunter.
And finally, there are rumors…very modest “rumors” of a reunion of the iconic Mike and The Mad Dog program.

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Drunk Squirrel Parties Harder Than You. Trashes Bar, Bro

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 squirrel, drunk, england, bar , honeybourne railway, evesham England, jagerbomb, hipsters, craft beer,  “Yo, fuck that acorn gathering shit. I want to get white girl wasted, son”
That’s presumably what a squirrel said after it caused some damage this weekend at a British bar.

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Man Caught In “To Catch A Predator” Sting Trying To Arrange Horse Sex

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 chris hansen, to catch a predator, american pharoah, horse sex, triple crown , mike francesa Sometimes there are stories in life that defy human, and animal for that matter, logic.  This is one of those stories. In most cases, horses are revered specimens that are gazed upon for their ravishingly excellence in what an animal “should be”.  But, sicko fucko Michael Crawford took his unhealthy leering to a new and screwed up place. 

The 68 year-old Pennsylvania man decided he needed the tender companionship that only an equine can offer.  And it had to be one of the truly remarkable Arizona horses.  So, he traveled 2,000 miles to have sex with a horse. Hey, he has a specific type.

So, in order to fulfill this fantasy he went where else? The Internet! A land where everything is what it is and nothing is laced with deception. But, fortuantley in this case that was all a lie.  

In an Anamalia sting, Crawford wasn’t talking to a horse or a horse owner on the Internet. He was talking to an undercover cop. So, when he arrived in Phoenix, he was promptly arrested for intentions to commit beastiality.  It was all a matter of time once they found the five shirts he wanted the horse to urinate on for future physical and mental horsie erotica. 

No word if it was set up a la personal Chris Hansen style inviting Crawford into an inviting and friendly stable to nibble on oats and hay before asking, “Michael, What are you doing here?”

I don’t know what drives a human to fall this far into a level of deviance and disgust.  Perhaps, he was on a high from the rousing Triple Crown win from American Pharoah.  Maybe he has been rereading smut horse “literature” like “All The Pretty Horses” and “Black Beauty”. Or maybe, just maybe, Mike Francesa’s verbal pony poetry finally got to him. 

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There’s no recovery time for horse pleasure. It’s unlikely there are people in Anonomous meetings boasting they’re six months horse sex free. Yeah, he’ll probably strike again.  Just another “tail” on the prairie. 

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